Tag: robot language

  • My robotic future

    My robotic future

    I chatted* Facebook support to get an issue at the day job fixed.

    The Facebook support person decides to call me.

    I answer the phone and don’t understand a single word.

    Another call. The same experience.

    Having spoken to a lot of support hotlines, I know the company wants my consent to record the call.

    don't be a robot
    “Don’t be a robot”

    A robot is reading a German text with a strong American accent. I have a Swiss cell phone, live in the German-speaking part of Switzerland, and I am German-speaking. A German message is good.

    However, a robot trained on American English will get the pronunciation totally wrong.

    It was incomprehensible. Gibberish.

    I chat with the Facebook support person. They still want to call me.

    I try to press the usual keys, and get in on the 4th or 5th call.

    Rather than dissing the robot for not knowing how to pronounce German, I say test your client-facing interfaces and channels. Most people will give up.

    *to show I am 199% comfortable using digital.