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“Dance like your photo’s not tagged, love like you’ve never been unfriended, tweet like nobody’s following.” ~ Unknown<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Sometimes it’s better to let what you’re looking for find you. Be still. Be you. Be happy.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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i hate the internet. there’s just too much of it. i remember when there didn’t use to be enough of it, but now there’s just too much.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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good ideas will adapt and catch on, even if you neglect them for a while<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Leute, das Leben ist nichts anderes als eine Abfolge von Entscheiden: R\u00fchrei? Spiegelei? Dreiminutenei? Garkeinei?<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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My tolerance for idiots is at an all-time low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but there must be a new strain.<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Funny spam tweet (if you know where Dwangwa is):
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Faved RT @MissKateSmall<\/a>: RT @SummerHouseSA: “What day is it?” asked Pooh. “Its today” squeaked Piglet. “My favourite day” said Pooh. <\/p>

\u2014 sand (@nchenga) June 7, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

Carpe diem. Live in the moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Swiss German woes<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Wozu lernt man in der Schule eigentlich Hochdeutsch? Die Deutschen verstehen uns so ja trotzdem nicht.<\/p>

\u2014 Olivier Oswald (@ooswald) August 25, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

True<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Like this one very much:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

New rule: if anyone has an idea, they have to do it.<\/p>

\u2014 frescosecco (@frescosecco) October 12, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Secure passwords:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sorry, but your password must contain an uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct mammal and a hieroglyph.<\/p>

\u2014 Stephanie Wright (@StephBWright) October 10, 2012<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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Schon lustig, wie Content Marketing durch’s Dorf gejagt wird. Als Blogger ist der Ansatz seit jeher die normalste Sache der Welt.<\/p>

\u2014 Leander Wattig (@leanderwattig) September 4, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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“Mach d W\u00f6sch!” http:\/\/t.co\/nKStEzRKgT<\/a><\/p>

\u2014 CollectThisTweet (@nchenga) January 15, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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“all we need is internet ga ga, internet goo goo” https:\/\/t.co\/e9u205GnWi<\/a><\/p>

\u2014 CollectThisTweet (@nchenga) April 27, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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I miss not being able to show off what I’m reading on public transport. pic.twitter.com\/m8dpZnLQGw<\/a><\/p>

\u2014 Bob (@toriatweeter) April 27, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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“Most programmers that I run into these days more closely resemble theologians than programmers” – @fogus<\/a><\/p>

\u2014 About Programming (@abt_programming) March 14, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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‘God Bless our land of Malawi, Keep it a land of peace.. Join together all our hearts as one that we be free from fear’ #malawielections2014<\/a><\/p>

\u2014 nishet (@nishet) May 21, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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‘Bless our leader each and everyone and Mother Malawi’ #malawielections2014<\/a>. Keep singing this to myself as I think of home.<\/p>

\u2014 nishet (@nishet) May 21, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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They keep asking: “Tannie Evita? Are you watching the World Cup?” I just say: “Why, skattie? I saw it four years ago.” #WorldCup2014<\/a><\/p>

\u2014 Evita Bezuidenhout (@TannieEvita) June 12, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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it’s not you, it’s your tweets.<\/p>

\u2014 Markus Spath (@hackr) June 20, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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The thing about the Germans is that they’re Germans.<\/p>

\u2014 Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) July 4, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n

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